The man cub has been sick and throwing up. He doesn't throw up during the day only at 2 am. Sarge wears ear plugs and snorrs like no other. I think I mentioned this before but I used to call his cell phone and leave him messages of his snoring. He didn't appreciate that very much and it made me cackle with glee (on a side note I am embroidering a towel for him that says "I shave my pits with your razor" He will not laugh at that either but I will crack up!) I finally fell back asleep around 4. I was totally exhausted!
RRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!! In my mind I am instantly angry. I think to myself, someone better be dead for my phone to be ringing.
Me in groggy voice: Hello
Some guy: Is Capt (insert my last name) there?
Me: He's sleeping, after all it is almost 4 am.
The guy: Oh, I'm so sorry Mrs. (insert my last name)
Me: Is it an emergency?
The guy: I need to talk to him
Me: (Shoving phone in Sarge's face) Do you hear that? (Sarge is snoring really loud)
The guy: yes
Me: Do you really want me to wake him up, after all he IS on vacation?
The guy: (in a sheepish voice) he is on vacation?
Me: yes, but I'll wake him up if you want
The guy: Oh God, I didn't know he was on vacation. I am soooo sorry. (almost distraught)
The guy: (very uneasy) good bye
I never did go back to sleep. My body began to protest the quick sleep awake cycle I was putting it through. I think I'm going to start wearing ear plugs too. Here's to hoping tonight is better...
2 hours ago