The State of our Union

• It's 7:47 right now. Here is my house in all its glory at 7:22 (only because blogger is sooo slow to upload my pictures). My daughter is trying to sleep to late and is asking me to drive her down the hill to school so she can sleep "a little bit longer". Nope because I am such a mean mom.

I have been making my kids eat at the bar because I have completely taken over the dinning room table to make junk. I really wish I was more organized. BUT I am that person that thrives on chaos. I think that's a disorder. That's just how I roll.

It's cold and has been raining. I have been enjoying fires until yesterday when the fire alarms started going off. Not just one. Fire alarms are like dogs-- they all have to make noise. All together now! Anyone know how to keep the smoke in the chimney? I might be mildly retarded.

• Jazz is so angry with me for making her wear ugly sweaters that she won't look at me. Really, I called her and kissed at her and she acted like the captain of the cheer squad. Bitch. Just for that I am going to buy the orange striped sweater I saw at Walmart last week.

I scored this chandelier this week. I don't know how I am going to redo it. I have left it in the green room and I peak at it every once in a while looking for inspiration. It has little shades that clip onto each individual light bulb. Eaaak! It's cute.

Out with the old....


In with the new...

And saving the best for last....



This is the gargantuant pile of laundry that I will be doing today. Thank God the man cub decided to cause a tsunami in the tub and got this huge pile of clothes all wet. Now I HAVE to do laundry . Which leads me to the picture that made me laugh out loud....



Poor Sarge had no clean towels so he had to dry off with a hand towel. Bwahahahaha!