Nurse: Good morning, Dr. D's office.
Sarge: Hi, can I please speak with Dr. D's nurse?
Nurse: Yes, How can I help you?
Sarge: My wife if going to stab herself in the ear with a pencil.
Nurse: Ok (confused) Why is that?
Sarge: Because she has had a migraine for 4 days and she is waiting for you guys to refill her prescription and no one is doing it.
Nurse: Can you hold on one second?
Sarge: I don't think you understand, I really like my pencils.... and if she kills her self with a pencil I'm bringing my children down to your office to be raised by your staff.
Nurse: I will call it in right now.
He got my prescription filled in less than 10 minutes. I was getting the run around for 3 days.
1 hour ago