I know this is a little nutty but everytime I watch the TV show Horders, I turn it off after and have an insane desire to go clean stuff in fear I may become that 78 year old woman with 87 cats and one place to sit in the whole entire ammonia filled house. So I walk into our closet and look over at Sarge's 8 inches of space I have left him (hahaha laughing out loud because it's soooo true) and what happen to catch my eye? I have a little story for you. Three Christmases ago a certain strapping man told his baking fool of a wife that he looooved her fudge. Thriving on his compliment she decided to make him his own batch of her super special fudge in his own little container where little fingers could not get to the tiny morsels. I guess he didn't like it THAT much. Pssh. By the way, that fudge used to be brown, now it's white washed. Can I get anyone some fudge? Maybe I'll give away to the people I don't like for Christmas and smile and act like nothing is wrong. That would be so Debbie.
On a side note no chicken owner likes to wake up and find this on her back porch. Sniff, sniff I am so sorry chickin-licken that you felt life was not worth living. I don't know how to handle this younger generation and their feelings of despair. None of my older girls ever jumped to their death? This younger generation is just reckless. I need Dr. Phil for my chickens!
ROFL...Maybe you chicken needed a little chocolate! Sorry you lost one of your girls and tell hubby it is a sin to waste good fudge, seriously not good! Kim
ReplyDeleteHa, Crazy Aunt Purl had a blog post yesterday (9/7/09) about having a fridge clean-out after watching Hoarders LOL!
ReplyDeleteSo who's gonna actually throw out that "aged like a fine wine" fudge?!!
Glenda
I have a conspiracy theory about the show Horders. What if there are manipulative passive aggressive people out there who encourage their significant others to watch the show just to motivate their spouses to clean? If Sarge ever says "lets watch Hoarders" then I get up off the couch and there are bottles of cleaner on the counter, I'll know just what he's up to. We could also turn the tables and I can say to him "lets watch Extreme home make-overs" then when its over I could hand him a hammer???
ReplyDeleteIt is such a sin to waste good fudge! I actually left it there. Part of me wants to see how long he will leave it and the other part of me knows if I don't throw it away no one ever will.